Deep Seacrets (Magic Melon)

Two tabs in full effect I decided to sit on the shore and dig my feet a couple inches into the wet sand. I can’t tell you how long I sat there for. There are some instances where time is not the correct measure of duration. I can’t explain why that is. Anyway, I thought about a lot of things. Why don’t I play water polo more often? Imagine living inside a blue whale. Why does the sky have a pulse? Every passing cloud became a jellyfish floating through the sky. I think I overheard a few seagulls making fun of me. I told them to f*ck off. Seagulls are dumb. Eventually I felt a weird sensation against my leg, I felt like in that moment I knew the Electric Feel MGMT sang about. I thought maybe a mermaid was reaching out to me. She’d pull me under and we’d fall in love and everything would be magical. I looked at my ankle and there was no mermaid. It was just this shirt washing up on the shore getting caught on my right leg. What a letdown. It looks nice and all, but its no mermaid love. Heartbroken, I went to back to cursing off seagulls and planning my whale-stomach-airbnb. I hope somewhere out there there’s a mermaid swimming around cursing off seabass. We’ll be together some day.

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